I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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