Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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That's how pantless uber rides happen
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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