She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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