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what?
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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