Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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