I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Randomize
