Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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