This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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