Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
where are you?
Hypothermia
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
