i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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