So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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