So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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