He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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