you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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