11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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