Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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