Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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