at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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