Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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