Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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