This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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