i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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