I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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