Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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