omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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