I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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