but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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