Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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