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(760): View more from California

...so i touched it.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight

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(516): View more from New York

How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?

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(410): View more from Maryland

i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...

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I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma

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(207): View more from Maine

You said your dick dragged you up the stairs

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(518): View more from New York

you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was

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(828): View more from North Carolina

We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.

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