I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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