All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
