I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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