It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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