See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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