Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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