ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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