I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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