Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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