the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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