Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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