Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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