2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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