Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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