Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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