i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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