he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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