my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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