Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
