Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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