I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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