How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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