if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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