but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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