my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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